Monday, January 9, 2012

Why being a nurse sucks balls.........and other truths.

WARNING.......If you have more than 2 ounces of human DNA to rub together.....this blog will offend, or eventually offend you. But you can take solace in the fact that I don't give a fuck.  Oh, yea, that brings me to my next warning.....I curse like a drunken Jersey shore whore at last call & my grammar/spelling is about as good as a 3 year old off his ADHD meds . I'm a nurse for goodness sakes.....not an English major.

Regarding comments, they are turned off..........I don't really care to read anyone's comments about what I write here....at least at this point....because, again,.....I really don't give a rat's ass what other people think. These are my thoughts, opinions, rants....they are not up for discussion.

I'm starting this blog hoping it keeps me from lashing out at work toward the relentless amount of idiots, asshats, chodes, douchenozzles, fucuntards & soul sucking zombies. Cleansing my frustration here will hopefully keep me out of prison &/or from being homeless...both of which I am entirely too pretty & delicate for.

If (WHEN) I offend you..........You got two choices......don't read anymore......or open your mind & enjoy the snarky ride.......

OK......now that I've made those things clear.....Stay tuned for some snarky rants!